Momma Quotes

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words. (Dolly Parton)
I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug addicts but they had fun. They were real people. They formed the culture of American literature. Hemingway admired Tolstoy, Tolstoy admired Pushkin, and Mailer admired Hemingway. It all flows down. The greats are all connected. One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapter will be about what a rough deal my momma got. She believed in you guys and your society. View quote
Mike Tyson
I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal. View quote
Kim Coates
They didn't understand it and I tried to make them see That one is only poor only if they choose to be Now I know we had no money but I was rich as I could be In my coat of many colors that Momma made for me Made just for me... View quote
Dolly Parton
It's a family joke that when I was a tiny child I turned from the window out of which I was watching a snowstorm, and hopefully asked, "Momma, do we believe in winter?" View quote
Philip Roth
People always told me, 'Be careful what you do, Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts,' And momma always told me, 'Be careful who you love, Be careful what you do, 'cause a lie becomes the truth. View quote
Michael Jackson
Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364. View quote
Will Rogers
Come on over tonight. Come on over this morning. Momma says, "You only fall in love once.”. View quote
Pete Yorn
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do. View quote
Steve Harvey
All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love. View quote
Steve Harvey
I am loving being Momma. I really, really am. (Barbara Mandrell)
No one can beat Momma. She made me the person I am today. The way I think and act and move and talk and speak. It's all because of her. View quote
Deshaun Watson
I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! View quote
Jerry Reed
My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation for my grandmomma, my momma and my sister. That was something you could count on every year. View quote
Josh Turner
Basketball is what got me out of the projects. It got my momma the house she never had, the car she never had. Nobody is going to get the best of me. You might score more points than me, but you're going to know you were in a dogfight. View quote
Kenyon Martin
I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife. View quote
Larry Hagman
The Lord has been there from wanting to be a momma, to having a wonderful childhood life and dreaming of having a good motherhood as a child; always wanting to meet a good old country boy and having someone to love as much as I love my husband Roland and having a little boy that is a mixture of the both of us. View quote
Ashton Shepherd
For example, when my mother died, the people who showed up just to put an apron on to cook, people who really do the right thing, so to speak, as my momma would always say to show that they care, a sense of community that we've lost so much in our country. View quote
Sela Ward
It's better to be married to someone who hates your politics than someone who hates your momma. View quote
James Carville
It gone take my momma comin back from the grave to make me love somthin. View quote
Z-Ro
After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her. (Dolly Parton)
When I'm playing Big Momma, it's so much work that all I want to do, when I'm finished, is go back home and just relax and study my lines and get ready for the next day. View quote
Martin Lawrence
Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn't afraid to tell you the truth about yourself. View quote
Martin Lawrence
As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy. View quote
Martin Lawrence
My wife wants a dog. She already has a baby. The baby's almost two. My wife says that the baby wants the dog. My wife has been wanting a dog for a long time. I have had to be the one to tell her that she couldn't have one. But now the baby wants a dog, my wife says. This may be true. The baby is very close to my wife. They go around together all the time, clutching each other tightly. I ask the baby, who is a girl, "Whose girl are you? Are you Daddy's girl?” The baby says, "Momma,” and she doesn't just say it once, she says it repeatedly, "Momma momma momma.”. View quote
Donald Barthelme