Poodle Quotes

The House has noticed his remarkable transformation in the past few weeks from national treasure to Treasury poodle. (Vince Cable)
"Stotting" is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow. View quote
Douglas Adams
As a poodle may have his hair cut long or his hair cut short, as he may be trimmed with pink ribbons or with blue ribbons, yet he remains the same old poodle, so capitalism may be trimmed with factory laws, tenement laws, divorce laws and gambling laws, but it remains the same old capitalism. These "humanitarian parts" are only trimming the poodle. Socialism, one and inseparable with its "antirent and anticapital parts," means to get rid of the poodle. View quote
Daniel De Leon
I said hello to the poodle. View quote
Rick Riordan
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. View quote
George Jean Nathan
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle. View quote
Brad Garrett
I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such. View quote
Erin Moran
[The House of Lords] is the right hon. Gentleman's poodle. It fetches and carries for him. It barks for him. It bites anybody that he sets it on to. And we are told that this is a great revising Chamber, the safeguard of liberty in the country. Talk about mockeries and shams. Was there ever such a sham as that? View quote
David Lloyd George
I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle. He's bigger than that. View quote
George W. Bush
My off-white poodle. She doesn't consider herself to be gay, but I have my hunch. View quote
Megan Mullally
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ... they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. (Dr. Seuss)
Rance: A search party must be organized. What have you in the way of dogs? Prentice: A spaniel and a miniature poodle. Rance: Let them be unleashed! View quote
Joe Orton
The right hon. and learned Member is the man who likes to say yes in Europe - Monsieur Oui, the poodle of Brussels. View quote
John Major
If Aphrodite is angry, she might make you fall in love with a toy poodle, or a telephone pole. View quote
Rick Riordan
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. View quote
Vanessa Hudgens
When you come into our house, you get a flavor for our life, our travels, our kids, our 18-year-old poodle who is like, blind, deaf and incontinent but so happy. View quote
Debi Mazar
Jessica Lange is a sweetheart, the nicest lady in the world. She has a Poodle named Jack. View quote
Evan Peters
You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” "He's got mad skills.” Derek's eyebrows crept up. "He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn't make fun of my car. View quote
Ilona Andrews
What's that?" "That's my attack poodle. View quote
Ilona Andrews
Andrea: ".... I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: "He isn't a poodle. He's a Doberman mix." Andrea: "Aha. Keep telling yourself that. View quote
Ilona Andrews
Who is that?” "Your replacement.” "You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” "He's got mad skills. (Ilona Andrews)
Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?” "That's our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. "Is he chewing on a gun? View quote
Ilona Andrews
Civilization is, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal sports, s, infanticide, cinema, quackery, demagogy, strikes, lockouts, revolutions, putsches, colonization, electric chairs, guillotines, sabotage, floods, famine, disease, gangsters, money barons, horse racing, fashion shows, poodle dogs, chow dogs, Siamese cats, s, pessaries, syphilis, gonorrhea, insanity, neuroses, etc.. View quote
Henry Miller
But suppose your dæmon settles in a shape you don't like?" "Well, then, you're discontented, en't you? There's plenty of fold as'd like to have a lion as a dæmon and they end up with a poodle. And till they learn to be satisfied with what they are, they're going to be fretful about it. Waste of feeling, that is. View quote
Philip Pullman
But suppose your dæmon settles in a shape you don't like? Well, then, you're discontented, en't you? There's plenty of folk as'd like to have a lion as a dæmon and they end up with a poodle. And till they learn to be satisfied with what they are, they're going to be fretful about it. Waste of feeling, that is. But it didn't seem to Lyra that she would ever grow up. View quote
Philip Pullman