Mustache Quotes

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache. (G. K. Chesterton)
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did. View quote
Neil Tennant
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody. View quote
Yasmine Bleeth
I had grown a thin mustache, I was a full-grown man, and yet I was completely helpless and without a goal in life. View quote
Hermann Hesse
When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the mustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it - and everybody was talking about it - that I decided to keep it. View quote
Mark Spitz
As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone. View quote
Charles Portis
It was my mustache that landed jobs for me. In those silent-film days it was the mark of a villain. When I realized they had me pegged as a foreign nobleman type I began to live the part, too. I bought a pair of white spats, an ascot tie and a walking stick. View quote
Adolphe Menjou
I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call indicating, when you twirl your mustache. View quote
Billy Campbell
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache. View quote
Curly Howard
I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself. View quote
Carrie Brownstein
A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person. (Jason Sudeikis)
I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog. View quote
Jean Dujardin
I watched a lot of Douglas Fairbanks movies. He always played the same role with a mustache. Zorro had a mustache. The Musketeer had a mustache. Tarzan had a mustache. View quote
Jean Dujardin
I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.' View quote
Jack Huston
What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time, my campaign put a mustache on Obama as part of the national campaign drive. View quote
Kesha Rogers
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache. View quote
Lee Tergesen
I used old comic clothes stuff in the early days. I had the big shoes, I had the tight clothes, in fact I played several different characters. I played one called Willie Work; he used to have wide shoulders, a little cat mustache, a high hat. Another one was called Lonesome Luke, and his clothes were tight with a little funny hat; he had a funny little mustache. But when I adopted the glasses, it more or less put me in a different category because I became a human being. He was a kid that you would meet next door, across the street, but at the same time I could still do all the crazy things that we did before, but you believed them. They were natural and the romance could be believable. View quote
Harold Lloyd
Reverend Lucius Fairlow... a mild-spoken young-old man with mild chestnut hair and a mild chestnut mustache and a conservative theology which stuck mildly to the pleasant certainties of God's anger and eternal hellfire. View quote
Sinclair Lewis
I may not be Hispanic, but I'm close. I'm Catholic with a mustache. View quote
John G. Schmitz
He was simple living follower of Gandhi who spent many years in British jails fighting non-violently for Indians freedom. He had a big walrus like mustache and his magnificent face always seemed to be holding back a smile at the strange twist of history which took him from the British viceroy's jail into the Viceroy's own palace with the Viceroy's own bodyguard. He was such a warm and unostentatious person that the great long halls and chambers must have seemed oppressive and unnatural. View quote
Rajendra Prasad
It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache. (Cassandra Clare)
But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache. - Jace Wayland. View quote
Cassandra Clare
All the average feds care about is dressing up in black uniforms and having mustaches and staring at people... I know your mustache is cool! You got little gold-framed glasses! You scare me so bad! Ugh... you scum! Scum! ... What's driving me crazy is that photo right there, zoom in on that, it's one of those cops with a black uniform with a mustache. You know that guy is a coward! You know he's a piece of garbage! You know he's weak! Oh! ... Oh, you got a mustache, I'll just worship you. Oh, you got a mustache, it's okay! Ugh, your demonic little mustaches! View quote
Alex Jones
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair. View quote
John Hodgman
My mustache speaks to me... it says, 'Together, we will return the NBA to the glory of its mustache days. Pistol Pete, Kurt Rambis and Clyde Frazier.' And in the offseason, my mustache and I will drive around in a muscle car solving mysteries. Times will be good. My mustache is very wise. View quote
Adam Morrison