Waitress Quotes

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: "We don't serve colored people here.” I said: "That's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”. (Dick Gregory)
The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind... View quote
Terry Pratchett
Listen: The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her. "Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on?" she asked me. "The big show is inside my head," I said. View quote
Kurt Vonnegut
Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab. View quote
Rick Riordan
Refills are free,” the waitress tells us with a frown, like she's hoping we're not the kind of people who ask for endless refills. I am already pretty sure we are exactly those people. View quote
Holly Black
I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other things. View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. View quote
Lisa Kudrow
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing. View quote
Amy Sedaris
I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the camaraderie of the restaurant business. I loved not having to go to an office. I loved making people happy. View quote
Anne Burrell
I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material. (Bruce McCulloch)
I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head! View quote
Derek Jacobi
I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread. View quote
Gareth Gates
I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. View quote
Jane Siberry
I was raised by my grandparents, and they always made sure that I had a pencil and some paper, whether we were in the car or at a restaurant. While they were enjoying a nice meal, I would be sitting there drawing funny pictures of the waitress. View quote
Jarrett J. Krosoczka
I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people. View quote
Jennifer Saunders
I've done a lot of odd jobs, including waitressing, which most actors have done. I was a busboy - girl - when I was younger and sold things at little fairs when I was younger. I mostly related the role to being a waitress and having to deal with customers. There are good people and some not-so-good people. View quote
Jess Weixler
I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City. View quote
Kim Dickens
My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar. View quote
Melissa Rauch
I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway. View quote
Piper Perabo
I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you waitress all night, you get home really late and you're super tired and your feet hurt. (Piper Perabo)
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you. View quote
John Lennon
America may be the best country, but that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress. Just because you're the best doesn't mean you're good. View quote
Doug Stanhope
I will pass over my flirtation with journalism as a way of making a living, an idea I dropped when I discovered that in the fifties - unlike now - female journalists always ended up writing the obituaries and the ladies' page. But how was I to make a living? There was not a roaring market in poetry, there, then. I thought of running away and being a waitress, which I later tried, but got very tired and thin; there's nothing like clearing away other people's mushed-up dinners to make you lose your appetite. View quote
Margaret Atwood
And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessmen slowly get stoned Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinking alone. View quote
Billy Joel