Psychiatrist Quotes - page 4

If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session. I've always thought that I do have a number of issues that probably need dealing with, because I am quite odd in some ways. (Simon Cowell)
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. View quote
Stanisław Jerzy Lec
It's amazing to me that Glenn Beck can be on the cover of 'Time,' and there can be a whole article about him basically saying, 'Well, you know, he's controversial.' It's like, 'No, he's a dangerous idiot who needs the help of a good psychiatrist!' View quote
Viggo Mortensen
I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients. View quote
John Malkovich
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat. View quote
Lewis Black
Psychiatrists are very effective. Before, I used to pee in my bed and was very ashamed of it. After seeing a psychiatrist I got better. Now, I pee in my bed but I am proud of it. View quote
Coluche
When I was in school, I dreamed about becoming a psychiatrist or a ballerina. View quote
Sharon Tate
When I was in school, I dreamed about becoming a psychiatrist or a ballerina. Like most girls I would dream about being a movie star too. But those dreams are the impossible kind, the kind you don't really set your heart on. View quote
Sharon Tate
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom. View quote
Muriel Spark
I just feel very lucky to be able to write fiction because I think, otherwise, I would have had to spend a fortune on a psychiatrist - and I still wouldn't get 1/100th of what I get writing fiction. View quote
Amy Tan
Magnus glared at him out of gold-green eyes. "If I wanted to lie on a couch and complain to someone about my parents, I'd hire a psychiatrist.” "Ah,” said Jace. "But my services are free.” "I heard that about you. (Cassandra Clare)
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. View quote
Joan Rivers
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. View quote
Woody Allen
I am one of millions who have been treated for depression and gotten well; I was lucky enough to have a psychiatrist well versed in using lithium and knowledgeable about my illness, and who was also an excellent psychotherapist. View quote
Kay Redfield Jamison
As an aesthetic surgeon, one simply knows a difficult or dangerous or unhappy patient when one sees one. This learned response to the difficult patient places the surgeon in the position of the psychiatrist. The history of aesthetic surgery runs remarkably parallel to that of psychoanalysis as well as psychosomatic medicine. View quote
Sander Gilman
[If I had literally heard the voice of Jesus] I'd check myself in to see a psychiatrist. I don't hear voices and anyone who does should really see a psychiatrist and get some help. View quote
Ray Comfort
I was just at my psychiatrist and I said, 'I just got great news We hit the 4 million mark. And I'm angry. It should be 20 million. View quote
Howard Stern
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' View quote
Ronnie Shakes
And I walked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604." And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumping up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." View quote
Arlo Guthrie
I never went to a psychologist or psychiatrist in my life. Never. You know, Italians are a little prejudiced against that kind of thing. View quote
Francis Ford Coppola
Psychiatrist to patient: Maybe you don't have a complex. Maybe you are inferior. (Herbert Stein)
When you feel your life's too hard, just go have a talk with God. Well, he's the only free psychiatrist that's known throughout the world. View quote
Stevie Wonder
I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didn't, in reality, do what they did on TV. View quote
Ben Carson
I'm lucky enough to be able to make films and so I don't need a psychiatrist. I can sort out my fears and all those things with my work. That's an enormous privilege. That's the privilege of all artists, to be able to sort out their unhappiness and their neuroses in order to create something. View quote
Michael Haneke
The Swiss-born psychiatrist Elisabeth Kubler-Ross changed western cultural resistance to dealing with death, and the teaching of how to accept it... Kubler-Ross's best known contribution to the study, thanatology, that she had helped to create, was the five stages of dying people go through. She described them - denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance - in her bestseller On Death And Dying (1969), written in two months. Not everyone experiences all five, she cautioned, but at least two are always present. The definition, reached after scores of interviews with people facing imminent death, helped the medical profession to deal with a factor it had long refused to acknowledge, especially in the US... She wrote more than 20 books.. A firm believer in a god and the life hereafter, she became fascinated with near-death experiences and an advocate for people's stories of seeing a shining light and familiar faces, before being brought back from the brink. View quote
Elisabeth Kübler-Ross