Asshole Quotes - page 4

Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand. (David Levithan)
Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. View quote
Gena Showalter
On My First Driving Lesson "First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?...Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting in a car that's not moving makes you an asshole. View quote
Justin Halpern
The whole purpose of climbing something like Everest is to effect some sort of spiritual and physical gain. But if you compromise the process you're an asshole when you start out and an asshole when you get back. View quote
Yvon Chouinard
Testosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me. View quote
Lora Leigh
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith. View quote
Greg Behrendt
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one. View quote
Greg Behrendt
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. View quote
Greg Behrendt
Your religious beliefs are your business. They are not and should not be the basis for law. If you use them as justification to discriminate against others, don't be upset when others decide you're an asshole." []. View quote
Jim C. Hines
Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it. View quote
Rachel Caine
I'm sorry, Eve. I love you. I'm not letting you do this.” She screamed and battered harder. "You love me? You asshole! Let me go! (Rachel Caine)
The Rock: I have so much love and respect for the fans. I'll never forget where I came from. I love the business. I grew up in the business. And everyone always asks me, from Letterman to Stone Phillips, what I miss about wrestling. Hands down, I miss the interaction with the fans. Outside of the ring I loved it, too. I mean, how hard is it to sign an autograph? Don't be an asshole to your fans. And there's many [in WWE] that won't, which is bullshit. But inside the ring, just that energy and feeding off that energy is great. There's something so special about it. And every night I would just have a blueprint of what I would say and rely so much on ad-libbing and waiting to see what happens when I get out there and let it materialize organically and see what happens. Every night was a different crowd and they gave me so much energy, and I'll always love that and always miss that for sure. View quote
Dwayne Johnson
It is hard to explain to people now how hard it was being a punk back then [the 1970s]. If you had short hair, didn't wear bell bottoms and walked down the street, chances are some asshole in an El Camino was going to kick your ass. View quote
John Roecker
A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole. View quote
Frank Zappa
The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the Earth will be renewed. And if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the Earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question, "Why are we here?”. Plastic, asshole! View quote
George Carlin
Any asshole can write a tone-row. It takes a composer to write a tune. View quote
Leonard Bernstein
To an asshole, the whole world looks dark. View quote
John Vorhaus
(On airplane etiquette) Although reclining your seat is technically your right, just like free speech if you exercise it to your limits everyone around you will think you're an asshole. View quote
Ze Frank
I am not mad because I'm a woman... I'm mad because you're an asshole. View quote
Margaret Atwood
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? View quote
William S. Burroughs
Nice bird, asshole! (Scott Lynch)
[W]hen you find yourself face to face with one [Bondsmage], you bow and scrape and mind your 'sirs' and 'madams.'" ... 'Nice bird, asshole,' said Locke. View quote
Scott Lynch
I finally learned from Fred Durst, who is [of] my generation, that "selling out" means every ticket at The Forum got sold. I don't think Britney [Spears] and Christina [Aguilera] sit there agonizing over their record sales. The [term] "sell out" needs to be eradicated from the language, because if you don't "sell out," guess what? An asshole will. View quote
Courtney Love
Hi. We're Hole. As in "asshole." View quote
Courtney Love
Anybody can be a pendejo, said John Grady. That just means asshole. View quote
Cormac McCarthy