Vegas Quotes - page 3

If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. (Tony Curtis)
As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think "actor" and see some easy money. View quote
Matt Damon
[On Las Vegas audiences] Those audiences are wonderful. Talk about the most bitter group of people on the planet Earth! For one brief shining moment, I am Mr. Happy! View quote
Lewis Black
Disneyland is Vegas for children. View quote
Tom Waits
No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling. View quote
Ralph Nader
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. View quote
Steven Wright
(Las Vegas) composes a night-time image of Babylon in the desert. But it is Everyman's cut-rate Babylon. Not far away there is, or was, a roadside lunch counter and over it a sign proclaiming in three words that a Roman emperor's orgy is now a democratic institution. It says: 'Topless Pizza Lunch.' View quote
Alistair Cooke
We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas. View quote
Eoin Colfer
The result is a horrible mess of a movie, without shape, trajectory or purpose - a one joke movie, if it had one joke. The two characters wander witlessly past the bizarre backdrops of Las Vegas (some real, some hallucinated, all interchangeable) while zonked out of their minds. Humor depends on attitude. Beyond a certain point, you don't have an attitude, you simply inhabit a state. I've heard a lot of funny jokes about drunks and druggies, but these guys are stoned beyond comprehension, to the point where most of their dialog could be paraphrased as "eh?"... As for Depp, what was he thinking he made this movie? He was once in trouble for trashing a New York hotel room, just like the heroes of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. What was that? Research? After River Phoenix died of an overdose outside Depp's club, you wouldn't think Depp would see much humor in this story - but then, of course, there *isn't* much humor in this story. View quote
Roger Ebert
...Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs. View quote
Tom Wolfe
Las Vegas Sun, 08/13/04. (Josh Groban)
I wanted to experiment with that live energy, to push myself a little. It's very much about having intimacy with the music. I love theater - and I love playing in these old theaters. It's not a Vegas stage show. It's very much just me and the music and a five-piece band and a 20-piece string section from each city. View quote
Josh Groban
The city's frightening now. That's the basis of my reaction to Las Vegas. It's not the city I wrote about. It's not the same place at all. You'll notice that even the - what do you call them? View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl. View quote
Charisma Carpenter
I was with Karen Carpenter in Vegas. We were invited to Elvis's dressing room and I had to drag her away. She was such a sweet girl but I could see what was going on. I met him a few times after that, and he flirted very heavily with me. I was supposed to do a movie with him and that was stopped right away by my husband! View quote
Petula Clark
What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you. View quote
Laurell K. Hamilton
Man, I really like Vegas. View quote
Elvis Presley
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying. View quote
Elayne Boosler
The ultimate weapon isn't this plague out in Vegas, or any new super H-bomb. The ultimate weapon has always existed. Every man, every woman, and every child owns it. It's the ability to say No and take the consequences. View quote
Robert Anton Wilson
There's a great deal of disturbance in this country and how black feel about what happened in Katrina, and, you know, many of the comics, many of performers are in Las Vegas and New Orleans trying to raise money for what happened there. View quote
Michael Richards
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. (J. R. Moehringer)
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. View quote
Drew Carey
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. View quote
Drew Carey
Don't be a baby, Remember what you told me. "Shut up and put your money where your mouth is." That's what you get for waking up in Vegas. Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now. That's what you get for waking up in Vegas. View quote
Katy Perry
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it. View quote
Anthony Bourdain