Beer Quotes - page 2

When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people together – long hair, short hair, no hair – and music would bring them together. (Willie Nelson)
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. View quote
Anne Sexton
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you're singing and I really enjoy that! View quote
Joe Strummer
There was no use in pretending, No magic left to hear. All the music gave me Was a craving for light beer. View quote
Tom Petty
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. View quote
Brendan Behan
You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But when it comes to slaughter You will do your work on water, An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it. View quote
Rudyard Kipling
Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! FRY HER!! FRY HER!" View quote
Dylan Moran
If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known. View quote
John Steinbeck
Oh, about beer I never lie. A man who lies about beer makes enemies. View quote
Stephen King
I work until beer o'clock. View quote
Stephen King
Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise. (Kurt Vonnegut)
"Sunlight's a thing that needs a window Before it enter a dark room. Windows don't happen." So two old poets, Hunched at their beer in the low haze Of an inn parlour, while the talk ran Noisily by them, glib with prose. View quote
R. S. Thomas
Books and beer are the best and worst defense. View quote
Sherman Alexie
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stonewritten. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. View quote
Charles Bukowski
Oh, Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer. View quote
Arthur Miller
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time." View quote
Robin Williams
Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly. View quote
Edward Abbey
Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy? View quote
George du Maurier
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! View quote
Martin Luther
Fifty years on from now, Britain will still be the country of long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and pools fillers and, as George Orwell said, 'Old maids bicycling to holy communion through the morning mist' and, if we get our way, Shakespeare will still be read even in school. View quote
John Major
A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. (Patti Callahan Henry)
The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion- very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an hour after the toast and the coffee didn't come until we'd called for the check. However, it was hard to be angry at a place that had ice cream, beer, and cigarettes on its breakfast menu. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. View quote
Rebecca Miller
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog! View quote
Sophia Bush
How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear. View quote
Philip K. Dick