Smart Quotes - page 2

There's no drug that'll make a stupid man smart. (Robert Charles Wilson)
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. View quote
Gracie Allen
It takes a smart guy to play dumb. View quote
Mr. T
With your head full of brains, and your shoes full of feet, You're too smart to go down any not-so-good-street. View quote
Dr. Seuss
Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart. View quote
Alan Alda
Often in the real world, it's not the smart that get ahead but the bold. View quote
Robert Kiyosaki
It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep themselves to themselves for good reason. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that's dear to you? Even when you like them and want nothing more than to be closer than close to them? It's so painful to be next to someone you feel strongly about and know you can't say the things you want to. View quote
Henry Rollins
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? View quote
Fran Lebowitz
Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who'll argue with you. View quote
John Wooden
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. View quote
Brian Kernighan
The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate. (Noam Chomsky)
If being smart is what you say it is, I will remain a fool my entire life. View quote
Masashi Kishimoto
I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses. View quote
Maurice Gibb
I'm smart but not enough--just smart enough to have problems. View quote
Ned Vizzini
Daniel Patrick Moynihan is the archetypal extremely smart person who went into politics anyway instead of doing something worthwhile for his country. So maybe he owes all of us an apology... View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
The principle feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things -- war and hunger and date rape -- liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things. It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
Nobody welcomes a war - not if they're smart. But war finds everyone sooner or later. It's inevitable. View quote
Rick Riordan
Men always look smart in a well-fitted, tailored suit. Conversely, they can be incredibly handsome in jeans combined with a cashmere jumper or a beaten-up leather jacket or even just a cotton T-shirt. View quote
Tamara Mellon
If I was a billionaire, I'd be smart with my money. View quote
Bruno Mars
I like women who look like women. I hated grunge. No one's more feminist than me, but you don't have to look as if you don't give a - you know. You can be smart, bright, and attractive aesthetically to others - and to yourself. View quote
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart. (Lisa Scottoline)
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. View quote
Norm Crosby
I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. View quote
Suzanne Vega
Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy. View quote
Lisa Kudrow
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart. View quote
Ade Edmondson