I know canned music makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator. (Victor Borge)

I know canned music makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator.

Victor Borge

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