I got an answering machine for my phone.... Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up ... they hear a recording of a busy signal. (Steven Wright)

I got an answering machine for my phone.... Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up ... they hear a recording of a busy signal.

Steven Wright

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