A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. (Henny Youngman)

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

Henny Youngman

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