I saw my father's penis once. But it was okay, because I was soooo young ... and sooo drunk. (Sarah Silverman)

I saw my father's penis once. But it was okay, because I was soooo young ... and sooo drunk.

Sarah Silverman

Related topics

drunk once saw young okay

Related quotes

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. View quote
Henny Youngman
You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis. View quote
Jon Stewart
For young filmmakers, Saw is a perfect film. It doesn't cost the GNP of almost every country of the world. View quote
Donnie Wahlberg
You're only young once, they say, but doesn't it go on for a long time? More years than you can bear. View quote
Hilary Mantel
Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while. View quote
Rick Riordan