Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel: Yeah...if you replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"... (Phil Hartman)

Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider. Marge: Is that bad? Lionel: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel: Yeah...if you replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"...

Phil Hartman

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