So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.' (Tim Vine)

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

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