Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say, "FUCK YOU! Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans ... fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy." (Chris Rock)

Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say, "FUCK YOU! Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans ... fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy."

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