People always say: "You're a comedian, tell us a joke." They don't say: "You're an MP, tell us a lie." (Bob Monkhouse)

People always say: "You're a comedian, tell us a joke." They don't say: "You're an MP, tell us a lie."

Bob Monkhouse

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