I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. (Joe E. Lewis)

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Joe E. Lewis

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