I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. (Mitch Hedberg)

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

Mitch Hedberg

Related topics

mad saying woman girlfriend

Related quotes

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. View quote
Eleanor Roosevelt
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. View quote
Salvador Dalí
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. View quote
Marlene Dietrich
To say that God turns away from the sinful is like saying that the sun hides from the blind. View quote
Anthony the Great
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. View quote
Salvador Dalí