I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. (Kinky Friedman)

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Kinky Friedman

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