If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide...you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder...you've never been divorced. (Christopher Titus)

If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide...you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder...you've never been divorced.

Christopher Titus

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