Because I'm both a glutton and a masochist, my standard complaint, "That was so bad", is always followed by "And there was so little of it!" (David Sedaris)

Because I'm both a glutton and a masochist, my standard complaint, "That was so bad", is always followed by "And there was so little of it!"

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