I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough. (Jay London)

I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough.

Jay London

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