(Sylvia) The experienced traveler always flies first class so that when the engine falls off the plane, she's drinking champagne. (Nicole Hollander)

(Sylvia) The experienced traveler always flies first class so that when the engine falls off the plane, she's drinking champagne.

Nicole Hollander

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