[during a bit about dogs] That's why they're man's best friend, 'cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men. (Bill Engvall)

[during a bit about dogs] That's why they're man's best friend, 'cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men.

Bill Engvall

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