![I joke about it, fellas, but I tell ya, she runs that house. Good Lord. [Several female audience members cheer] Yeah, I know. I know. And if you're a married guy, I ain't telling you nothing you don't already know. But if you're single, and you're thinking about getting married, listen up. You ain't never gonna win the argument. Yeah. If guys were a sports team, we'd be 0-fer. (Bill Engvall)](https://cdn.quotesdtb.com/img/quotes_images_webp/58/bill-engvall-argument-audience-518058.webp)
I joke about it, fellas, but I tell ya, she runs that house. Good Lord. [Several female audience members cheer] Yeah, I know. I know. And if you're a married guy, I ain't telling you nothing you don't already know. But if you're single, and you're thinking about getting married, listen up. You ain't never gonna win the argument. Yeah. If guys were a sports team, we'd be 0-fer.
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Camille Pissarro
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Samuel Bowles
I got my first real six-string,
Bought it at the five-and-dime.
Played it till my fingers bled,
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Had a band and we tried real hard.
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Yeah - I'd always wanna be there.
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