You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!". (Bill Engvall)

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".

Bill Engvall

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