Steve Schirripa quotes

Steve Schirripa is an American comedian and actor, widely recognized for his work on television and in film. Best known for his role as Bobby Baccalieri on "The Sopranos," his comedic talents have also been featured in numerous stand-up performances and shows. He continues to entertain audiences with his humor and distinctive personality. Here are 15 of his quotes:

Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes. (Steve Schirripa)
I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.' View quote
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There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time. View quote
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I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works. View quote
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'Because I said so!' They are the most underrated four words. View quote
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Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way. View quote
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As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene. View quote
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Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War. View quote
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I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood. View quote
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I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life. View quote
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Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match. (Steve Schirripa)
Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts. View quote
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I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab. View quote
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With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence. View quote
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If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are. View quote
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Steve Schirripa

Steve Schirripa - Image
Photo: Tom Hannigan, CC BY 2.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: August 1, 1958
Quotes count: 15