Ryan Stiles quotes

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue. (Ryan Stiles)

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

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Never trust sheep.

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Back off or the lizard gets it!

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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

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I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. (Ryan Stiles)

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

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I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

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I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

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Ryan Stiles

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Occupation: American Actor
Born: April 22, 1959
Quotes count: 17