Ron Shock quotes

I'm an orator, a raconteur. (Ron Shock)
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything. View quote
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Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words. View quote
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It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do. View quote
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I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that. View quote
Ron Shock

Ron Shock

Occupation: American Comedian
Born: October 19, 1942
Died: May 17, 2012
Quotes count: 5