Rodney Carrington quotes

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious. (Rodney Carrington)

Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.

Rodney Carrington

When I was little, there were three channels.

Rodney Carrington

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

Rodney Carrington

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

Rodney Carrington

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

Rodney Carrington