Robert Webb quotes

When I was 18, I was halfway up the Eiffel Tower with my friend, Tom, when we decided to stick our heads through the railings. The gap between the railings was exactly the right size to be able to put your head through and nearly get stuck. Which is exactly what happened. (Robert Webb)

When the Mac ad campaign was in full swing, I quickened my pace as I went past certain bus stops. My wife told me that she loyally took a piece of chewing gum off my nose once.

Robert Webb

Feminism is an attack on social practices and habits of thought that keep women and men boxed into gender roles that are harmful.

Robert Webb

Ed Miliband is obviously a mild guy. I don't expect him to pretend to be a pugilist.

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I can't imagine getting bored with comedy or thinking comedy is beneath us suddenly.

Robert Webb

Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots.

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I grew up watching British comedy on TV, really.

Robert Webb

I'm troubled by how much I like Rowan Williams. I think it reveals character flaws in myself that I'd rather not think about. The softly spoken soon-to-be-former Archbishop of Canterbury is my secret crush, my weird pash, and my guilty pleasure.

Robert Webb

I did The Frank Skinner Show, and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the kitchen.

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I don't do much to keep in trim - I try to walk places instead of driving whenever I can, but I really ought to do more.

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I get recognised a fair bit. It goes up when Peep Show or the sketch show is on the telly or when were doing loads of interviews. (Robert Webb)

Robert Webb

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Photo: Irving Liaw from London, United Kingdom, CC BY-SA 2.0

Occupation: English Comedian
Born: September 29, 1972
Quotes count: 11