Rachel Dratch quotes

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. (Rachel Dratch)
I have no wisdom to share on dating. View quote
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In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful. View quote
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If it gets laughs, it's funny. View quote
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I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world. View quote
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But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology. View quote
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I could see myself in some sort of pioneer bonnet, it's my childhood fantasy, but I think I look too Jewish for the prairie. View quote
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All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders. View quote
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And you know when I was growing up, I knew I wanted to have kids, but I knew I didn't want to do it alone. Then once I was 41, 42, I had to accept that I probably wouldn't have kids unless I decided to adopt later on, but even then it would be with a partner. View quote
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When I was a kid, I was super shy. View quote
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If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it. (Rachel Dratch)
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny. View quote
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I started doing improv my sophomore year. View quote
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I started doing improv in college, and I really liked it. View quote
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I did some acting in high school, I knew I really liked it. View quote
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I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. View quote
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I don't really consider myself an impressionist. View quote
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I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative. View quote
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I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world. View quote
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I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person. View quote
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I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream. (Rachel Dratch)
Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked. View quote
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Personally, I don't even read bummer news stories about the environment because it makes me feel helpless to fix anything and reminds me that the general population doesn't treat these issues as an important part of our political life. View quote
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Since I was little, it was instilled in me to conserve water. In terms of what can you do as an individual, it's an easy issue to get behind. View quote
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Rachel Dratch

Rachel Dratch - Image
Photo: Philip Romano, CC BY-SA 4.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: February 22, 1966
Quotes count: 24