Peter DeLuise quotes

If you were shopping for a father, you'd have to take out a serious loan to afford mine. He's the best. (Peter DeLuise)

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

Peter DeLuise

I was not very well-behaved. I remember I was a discipline problem. I was a typical American male at twenty-years-old, and I was causing trouble whenever I could.

Peter DeLuise

I was shot from the funny gun.

Peter DeLuise

My knowledge of Vancouver and Canada was limited to what I knew about Bob and Doug McKenzie. I thought they were funny, talking out of the sides of their mouths and saying 'eh' and wearing toques.

Peter DeLuise

Dad loves my stuff. No matter how many times my voice cracks or I miss a tap, he doesn't care. He's like some businessman making it to his kid's recital.

Peter DeLuise