Peter Baynham quotes

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows. (Peter Baynham)

We're chipping away at our capacity for wonder. When hologram TVs eventually go on sale, they'll cost £20,000 and be bought only by those strange, heroic, friendless men who live in flats piled high with giant 80s mobiles and DVD players weighing eight stone.

Peter Baynham

I was a pedantic child. I'd get really annoyed at the logic of small things that don't bother anyone else.

Peter Baynham

Innovations, instantly followed by a demented lust for them, now arrive with dizzying speed, not just daily, but in one-hour delivery slots.

Peter Baynham

I have no disagreement with the aims of anti-vivisectionists.

Peter Baynham

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

Peter Baynham

So many Christmas films either are twee, or try and go super edgy, then stick on something Christmassy at the end of the movie.

Peter Baynham

First and foremost, I just want to write comedy.

Peter Baynham

No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

Peter Baynham

I'm nostalgic for the future I knew as a kid. Back then, it was a lovely, bleepy, heavenly land populated by svelte men in white polo necks, who would lounge on big white sofas sipping blue wine from big glass globes, beside women like the ones on the covers of Hedkandi chill out compilations.

Peter Baynham