Miranda Hart quotes

Miranda Hart is an English actress, comedian, and writer, best known for her semi-autobiographical sitcom "Miranda." Her unique comedic style and physical humor have gained her wide popularity in Britain. She has also appeared in several films and television series, earning numerous awards for her work. Here are 25 of her quotes:

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy. (Miranda Hart)
It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there. View quote
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I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk. View quote
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If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak Scottish hill and make my home there under a stone, where I'll fashion shoes out of mud and clothes out of leaves. View quote
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No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream. View quote
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I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully. View quote
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The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head. View quote
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Pessimism is my default setting. View quote
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No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. View quote
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Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time. View quote
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I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing. (Miranda Hart)
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon! We have never disguised the wind side of our lives as a family; we think it's hilarious. View quote
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I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade. View quote
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My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic. View quote
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I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18. View quote
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My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta. View quote
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I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop. View quote
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I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. View quote
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I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed. View quote
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About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do. View quote
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I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture. (Miranda Hart)
I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised. View quote
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I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic. View quote
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It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot. View quote
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My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. View quote
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Miranda Hart - Image
Photo: Rodwey 2004, CC BY-SA 2.0
Occupation: English Actress
Born: December 14, 1972
Quotes count: 25