Mickey Rivers quotes

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding. (Mickey Rivers)
We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes. View quote
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. View quote
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I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset. View quote
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I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan. View quote
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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. View quote
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The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. View quote
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My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone. View quote
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Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. View quote
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What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"? View quote
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These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels. (Mickey Rivers)