Michael Feldman quotes

The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason. (Michael Feldman)

I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.

Michael Feldman

I really like Wisconsin. I enjoy it. I enjoy the people. I enjoy the fact that it's not L.A. or New York. And there's some sense of normalcy here - people having children in homes they can somewhat afford to live in.

Michael Feldman

I don't think anybody should do what they do in hopes of being successful. But I always expect myself to be successful at things. And if I'm not, I feel bad. I don't care for failure. I've failed at a number of things, and it's not my favorite state of mind. So I prefer success.

Michael Feldman

I was the class innuendist.

Michael Feldman