Merrill Markoe quotes

Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign. (Merrill Markoe)
Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it. View quote
Merrill Markoe
A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues. View quote
Merrill Markoe
A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip. View quote
Merrill Markoe
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness. View quote
Merrill Markoe
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies. View quote
Merrill Markoe