Matt Roper quotes

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field. (Matt Roper)
I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen. View quote
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I can't abide small talk. View quote
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I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head. View quote
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I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which staggers me when I think about it. View quote
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I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything. View quote
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Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing. View quote
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Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand? View quote
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We must remember to enjoy ourselves. View quote
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I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?' View quote
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Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. (Matt Roper)
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army. View quote
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