Blake Anderson quotes

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. (Blake Anderson)
A lot of my music that I like puts energy in your body or makes you want to dance or break something or just go mosh or jump around. View quote
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I think what's cool about Slayer is no matter how old their albums are, it's the one band to me that their sound is immortal. It never sounds corny to me. You can go back and listen to some Pantera and Metallica albums, and you're like, 'OK, great music.' But Slayer, you go back, and they always sound fresh and hard as hell. View quote
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'South Park' is so hilarious... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever. View quote
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I pretty much figure a collar will do, but as time goes on, I'm hoping I learn how to throw a suit on or something. I've still got some time. I'm not the president of the United States yet. View quote
Blake Anderson

Blake Anderson

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Photo: Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 3.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: March 2, 1984
Quotes count: 5