Mallory Ortberg quotes

I think female solitude is a mental condition as well as a physical state. You can be married and a spinster. I think spinster is an identity every woman can claim, if she will... I feel like a lot of women, or a lot of feminists, joke about taking to the sea or living alone in a cottage as this kind of fun freedom. (Mallory Ortberg)
Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings. View quote
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A lot of my creative energy is spent coming up with a concept that, once I get it, I feel like it writes itself. View quote
Mallory Ortberg
Everyone wants to be liked; everyone wants approval. No one likes being ignored. View quote
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Anything where I get to write a lot of jokes and have a lot of creative control - that's all I want. View quote
Mallory Ortberg

Mallory Ortberg

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Photo: Photographer Andrea Scher, CC BY-SA 4.0
Occupation: American Writer
Born: November 28, 1986
Quotes count: 5