Marlon Wayans quotes

Marlon Wayans is an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer, known for his roles in both film and television. Famous for his work in movies such as "White Chicks," "Scary Movie," and "The Wayans Bros.," he is a key figure in modern comedy. He continues to entertain audiences with his versatile performances and creative projects. Here are 16 of his quotes:

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Marlon Wayans

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could have ever become president.

Marlon Wayans

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

Marlon Wayans

I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.

Marlon Wayans

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.

Marlon Wayans

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

Marlon Wayans

So, I was sitting there and I watched 'Paranormal Activity' and I was like, 'Boy, white people do dumb stuff in movies.' So I was like, 'Why don't they just leave the house... What if paranormal activity happened to a black couple?'

Marlon Wayans

I'd like to see a ghost. It would confirm there's an afterlife.

Marlon Wayans

There's a certain level of comfort that comes when you move in together. The mystery is gone. She starts dressing for bed in your pajamas, cream on her face, Uggs, curlers. What happened to the sexy girl that used to come to bed in lingerie? The girl says, 'We don't need to act.'

Marlon Wayans

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart; so articulate, such an amazing speaker; such a passionate man. He's humble.

Marlon Wayans

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

Marlon Wayans

I went to a performing arts high school, we learned Shakespeare, I did 'Fences.' When you train, you can do anything.

Marlon Wayans

There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We all have fears, this thing that stops us from embracing as we are one. We are never going to be one. People are messed up, but humor lets us see how ignorant we can be.

Marlon Wayans

Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, 'Oh crap, this could really happen to me.

Marlon Wayans