Mario Cantone quotes

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me. (Mario Cantone)
I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails. View quote
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I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?' View quote
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I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody. View quote
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I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess? View quote
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I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do. View quote
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Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage. View quote
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I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out. View quote
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Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me. View quote
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I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day. View quote
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I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning. (Mario Cantone)
I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude. View quote
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I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children. View quote
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Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say. View quote
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In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and the Right Wing religious movement was like, 'See. This is why, we told you.' And it pushed back the movement 30 years. View quote
Mario Cantone

Mario Cantone

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Occupation: American Comedian
Born: December 9, 1959
Quotes count: 15