Laura Kightlinger quotes

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. (Laura Kightlinger)
I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it. View quote
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I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going. View quote
Laura Kightlinger
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves. View quote
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I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead. View quote
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Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation. View quote
Laura Kightlinger
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?' View quote
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I have to find work wherever it might be hiding. View quote
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I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. View quote
Laura Kightlinger

Laura Kightlinger

Occupation: American Comedian
Born: June 13, 1969
Quotes count: 9