Joseph Bologna quotes

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium. (Joseph Bologna)

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

Joseph Bologna

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

Joseph Bologna

I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

Joseph Bologna

Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?

Joseph Bologna

I get up in the morning, do my e-mail, I check my e-mails all day. I'll go online and I'll buy my books at Amazon.com, but I don't want to buy all of them because I want to go to Duttons and I want to buy books from another human being.

Joseph Bologna

I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

Joseph Bologna