Joel McHale quotes

Joel McHale is an American comedian, actor, and television host, best known for his work on "The Soup" and the sitcom "Community." His quick wit and distinctive comedic style have made him a popular figure in entertainment. He continues to appear in stand-up, film, and television projects. Here are 11 of his quotes:

You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

Joel McHale

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

Joel McHale

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is.

Joel McHale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

Joel McHale

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

Joel McHale

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

Joel McHale

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Joel McHale

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

Joel McHale

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Joel McHale