Jen Kirkman quotes

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch. (Jen Kirkman)
Childfree women are actually great assets to the planet. Our carbon footprint is smaller than a mom's! And we have enough money to write checks to organizations that help kids get vaccinations, vitamins, and educations yet have plenty of free time to advise your daughter that one day she will regret piercing her lip. View quote
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Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make. View quote
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I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves. View quote
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At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family. View quote
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Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. View quote
Jen Kirkman

Jen Kirkman

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Photo: E. Bradshaw, CC BY-SA 3.0
Occupation: American Comedian
Born: August 28, 1974
Quotes count: 6