Jay Mohr quotes

Jay Mohr is an American actor, comedian, and radio host known for his versatile performances in film and television. He gained widespread recognition for his roles in "Jerry Maguire," "Saturday Night Live," and the sitcom "Gary Unmarried." He has also made a name for himself as a stand-up comedian and podcast host. Here are 18 of his quotes:

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. (Jay Mohr)
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. View quote
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Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. View quote
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I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. View quote
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I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. View quote
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Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing. View quote
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I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. View quote
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I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field. View quote
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Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players? View quote
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I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once. View quote
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If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. (Jay Mohr)
True Yankees are born, not made. View quote
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When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. View quote
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I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry. View quote
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I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. View quote
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Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that. View quote
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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. View quote
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But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. View quote
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Jay Mohr

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Photo: Morten Skovgaard, CC BY 2.0
Occupation: American Actor
Born: August 23, 1970
Quotes count: 18