Harland Williams quotes

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life. (Harland Williams)
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey. View quote
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I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life. View quote
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I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City. View quote
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I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule. View quote
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The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. View quote
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Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world. View quote
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I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it. View quote
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My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly. View quote
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I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. View quote
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I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying. (Harland Williams)